hipsters: Im not a hipster, but i can make your hips stir!

me: Im not water but i'll fucking drown you

glitterweave:

i got this shirt and it has this weird ruffled hood / neck so i can wear it like this

but if its gets cold i can also put it over my mouth and nose like this

and when it rains i can use it as a hoodie

and when i need to attend an emergency kkk meeting it works too

and i can also pretend to be the pixar lamp

randomdeinonychus:

kelly-is-ceallaigh:

sanityscraps:

viginti-tres:

reptilestheme:

yourbrokencrown:

liveinphoenix:

brokensilence137:

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

BEST POST EVER

I CAN’T F UCKING BREATHR

omg.

LOL I AM DONEEEEEE

This ought to get us all through Tuesday.

(Source: spottedflowers)